1) Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin Robbins.
2) If you dont like the way you were born, try being born again.
3) There are some searches that cant be found by Google.
4) Prayer - the best wireless connection.
5) Life is Gods gift to us - What we do with it is our gift to God.
6) Hybrid Christians run on truth and love.
7) Jesus is my prozac.
8) God answers knee-mail.
9) In the dark? Follow the son!
10) Under the same management for over 2000 years.
11) If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
12) Dont give up! Moses was once a basket case!
13) If God seems far away, guess who moved?
14) God does not forget the sinner, he forgets the sin.
15) Gossip the Gospel.
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3 comments:
#1--blah
#2--LOVE IT.
#3--OK
#4--OK
#5--Old. Heard it too many times.
#6--ok
#7--Funny.
#8--ok
#9--blah
#10--LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!!
#11--Good.
#12--old.
#13--blah.
#14--blah.
#15--nah.
These are great. I've been coming up with slogans for the conventions: Renewable Energy is Homeland Security, for e.g. War is not Green
;)
not bad.
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